So basically I had Molly ask her dad for charcoal jokes, because he's a really punny sort of person. And most of these came from him, but not all of them. I am going to reword them to make them sound headliney & and I'm gonna add on when I find some form of creativity left in my body, but this is just me updating with progress, cause it helps me get shit done.
Diamond in the rough – charcoal
Charcoal drawings – want to come up and see my etchings?
Charcoal grey suit
Frosty the snowman – charcoal eyes
“Baby, it’s coal outside.”
Non-volcanic charcoal - because you want just the right amount of ash.
If you can’t stand the heat, get out and grill.
…my brown-eyed grill…
450 degrees of separation…
i'm not pro-pane, i'm con-pane
nobody likes propane
there's a reason santa doesn't put propane in your stocking.
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